Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

1296
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

2048
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

2125
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

1204
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

2905
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

1959
Akiva Lane
General

What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

320
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

392
Yitzchak Berger
General
Picture

Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

1895
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

611
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

2861
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

1687