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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Dovid Lane
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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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