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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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