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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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A dessert island.

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