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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Akiva Lane
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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Shane Ronay
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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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