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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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