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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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