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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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