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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Rock and roll.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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