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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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