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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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