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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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