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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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