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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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