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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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