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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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