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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Where do people in Slepe, England go at night?

They go to Slepe.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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