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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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