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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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