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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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