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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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