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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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