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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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