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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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