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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What is a father who lives outside of Israel called?

Chutz Pa

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