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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Akiva Lane
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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Akiva Lane
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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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