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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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