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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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