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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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