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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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