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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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