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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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