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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Akiva Lane
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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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