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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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A dessert island.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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