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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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