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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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