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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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