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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Akiva Lane
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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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