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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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