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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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