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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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