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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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