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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Akiva Lane
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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Akiva Lane
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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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