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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Greg Stevens
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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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Akiva Lane
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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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