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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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