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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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A swimming pool table.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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