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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Shane Ronay
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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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