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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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