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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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