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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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