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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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