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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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