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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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