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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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