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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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