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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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