Pictures:

What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

3048

What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

1088

Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

1967

How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

2791

What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

294

How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

1227

Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

1094

Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

2589

Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

2745

What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

1677

What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

65

What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

1562