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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What kind of sea does not tell the truth?

Hypocra-sea.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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