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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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