Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

1558
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

741
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

2913
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

1450
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

2446
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

1846
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

347
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

2495
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

1783
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

3050
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

78
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

2928