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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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