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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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