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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Akiva Lane
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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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