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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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