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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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