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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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