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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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A square not.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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