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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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