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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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