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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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