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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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