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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Matt Weiss
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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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