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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Lane
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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Akiva Lane
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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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Akiva Lane
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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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