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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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