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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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