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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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