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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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