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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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