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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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Akiva Lane
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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Akiva Lane
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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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