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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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