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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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