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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Akiva Lane
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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Akiva Lane
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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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ChatGPT
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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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