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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Akiva Lane
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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Akiva Lane
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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Akiva Lane
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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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