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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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