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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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