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Akiva Lane
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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Akiva Lane
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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Akiva Lane
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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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