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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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