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What's the difference between the picture on the left and the one on the right?

One is a cute angel, and the other is an acute angle.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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