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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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