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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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