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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Shane Ronay
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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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