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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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