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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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