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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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A son of a gun.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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