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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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