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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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