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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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