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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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