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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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