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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How is a clean shirt similar to a full parking lot that is totally full?

They are both spotless.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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