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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Akiva Lane
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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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