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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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