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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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