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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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