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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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