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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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