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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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