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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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