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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Akiva Lane
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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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