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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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