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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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