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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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