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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Akiva Lane
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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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