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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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