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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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