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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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