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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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