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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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