Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

574
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

3182
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

408
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

1140
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

834
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

119
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

2569
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

1650
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

1711
Matt Weiss
General
Picture

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

2106
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

2312
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

199