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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Akiva Lane
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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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