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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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