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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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