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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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