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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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