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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Yehuda Lane
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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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