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Akiva Lane
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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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Akiva Lane
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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Akiva Lane
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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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