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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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