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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What to you call rows of outhouses set up for an outdoor concert?

WC fields.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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