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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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