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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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