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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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