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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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