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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Akiva Lane
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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Shane Ronay
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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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