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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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