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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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