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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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