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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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