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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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