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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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