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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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