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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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