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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane
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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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