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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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