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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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