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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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