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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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