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Akiva Lane
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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Shane Ronay
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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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Shane Ronay
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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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