Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

3112
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

235
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

609
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

2073
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

1289
Yehuda Lane
General
Picture

Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

2552
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

2182
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

183
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

1443
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

2751
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

839
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

546