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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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