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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Akiva Lane
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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Shane Ronay
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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Akiva Lane
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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Matt Weiss
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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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