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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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