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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Akiva Lane
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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Akiva Lane
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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Shane Ronay
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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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