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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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