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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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