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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Matt Weiss
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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Akiva Lane
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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Shane Ronay
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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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