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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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