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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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