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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Dovid Lane
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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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