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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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