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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Akiva Lane
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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Akiva Lane
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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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