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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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