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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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