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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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