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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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