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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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