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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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