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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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