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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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