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Shane Ronay
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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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Akiva Lane
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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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