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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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