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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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