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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

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A bee-line.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

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Because then you might become the curser.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

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A plain plane.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

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A swing state.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

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A can't opener.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

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A lice sense.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

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It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

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One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

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Gator Aid.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

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He had a crush on her.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

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That he's playing with fire.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

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Lettuce bee.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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