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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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