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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Shane Ronay
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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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