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David Shafner
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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Shane Ronay
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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Akiva Lane
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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Akiva Lane
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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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