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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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