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Akiva Lane
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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Akiva Lane
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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Akiva Lane
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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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Akiva Lane
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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Akiva Lane
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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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