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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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