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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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