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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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Shane Ronay
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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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