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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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