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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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