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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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