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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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How is a newspaper similar to a flooding river?

For a newspaper the news is current, with a flooding river the current is news.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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