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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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