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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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