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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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