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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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C to shining C

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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