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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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