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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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