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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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