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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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