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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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