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Yitzchak Berger
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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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