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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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