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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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