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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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