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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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