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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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