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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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