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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What did the hotdog say to his friend the apple?

I want to be frank with you.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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How did the toys feel when the a broom swept them off the floor?

They felt swept away, swept off their feet.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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