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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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