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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Abe Kiss
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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