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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Shaya Dubin
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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Akiva Lane
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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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