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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is the clue that tells you that being cynical is not a good attitude?

The word cynical begins with the word 'sin'.

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